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No, she didn't listen. She never speaks.
I mean, haven't my people already put you through enough?
I hope you're not expecting child support.
Very cool, very chic. I'm stuck being white.
It's her body. Her body was actually emanating the glow.
So either you contribute properly or you be a proper friend.
Yeah.
I exist.
Mum, sometimes I wonder if I'll ever do anything that'll make you proud of me.
You would've been on her side. Maybe come back tomorrow?
Temporary tattoo.
- (MOBILE PHONE RINGS) - I'm sorry.
- ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ I left better behind ♪
Don't really know what that means.
He smoked meth. Actual meth.
if she didn't drink so much chocolate milk.
- (ELLA BURPS) - (TOM) Did you just burp?
Very modern.
Oh, you know.
Okay. What happened?
I have a girlfriend now.
which boy I'm talking about?
Yeah. I just have a little bit.
- Yeah! - Google says to use toothpaste.
Can you please tell my mother you exist?
Yeah, I vote yes.
How many of those partners did you do receptive anal sex with?
I mean, I don't like the idea of the pain,
I've seen him in velvet pants.
Well, all of mine are.
How did you forget to eat $150 worth of caviar?
No, that's not a true thing. Toothpaste isn't magic.
Is it a girl with low self-esteem?
Do you want to punch?
No. I mean, she packed bags.
It's Tuesday night, after all.