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and if he's standing there looking cute and he's forward enough,
Enough is enough, okay? I won't be walked over.
And then you get all these white people, who are not me,
It's sort of a date.
Why?
I feel judged.
I know when you're lying. I'm your mother.
- You are not. - I am! (LAUGHS) I'm very stuck.
I am feeling optimistic and enthusiastic about my dating future.
I wanted her to change.
and they're furious about these programs
Arnold got that for me for Valentine's Day.
Why not? Why can't we do sex things?
No. No...
I'm like the Hermione of using condoms.
to see if the toothpaste works
Like, there's such a bigger chance that I murder you right now
You know?
You're just trying to get rid of me.
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's just a little scary, isn't it?
I mean, taxis, they just stop for me.
I know you've got mental issues, but Christ, boy,
- and the oppression thing, didn't we? - Yep.
Did you ask her?
I've been doing mischief.