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That is so creepy. That is actually so creepy.
I don't know why she's being so mean to me.
Could you get me a glass of water?
What's all this, then?
Is it really so hard for you to believe that I'm on a date?
He's trying to mark you.
- Um... - Roughly?
Not me. Don't punch me.
The condom broke.
(LAUGHS)
Three!
You can go too, Josh.
He says he won't come if I don't pee on him.
What's the Arnold status?
Yep. He's a podiatrist and he had a terrarium
Oh, no! Why did I do that, Tom?
It just seems so harsh saying this like this.
Obviously you don't think of me as a friend. You're just using me.
Ford - Lyly (2014)
Don't try and Oompa-Loompa your way out of this one, Wonka.
I'm sorry you feel anxious. I shouldn't have brought it up.
No, you're just trying to get rid of me.
Can anybody hear me?
Yeah.
Right?
So many people just love being peed on.
That's quite young. Who do you think you are?
- What? - Well, I'm stuck, aren't I?
Okay.
When are you back so we can do sex things?
I'm feeling like I learnt a lot about myself and the world.
Is he fun?
when he was a teenager.
Not me, obviously.
Is it cool, is it?
- (GASPS) He is Willy Wonka! (LAUGHS) - Yeah.
and it tricked me into thinking that it's okay to smoke meth.
- This is Josh's heart! - Mm-hm!
So I went to turn it off,
There's no money in healthy toenails.
I don't want to do this via voice-mail.