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Why do you have to make everything so simple?
Just update your résumé, you ninny.
Is this your first time?
Nevertheless, we are gathered here today to celebrate the reemployment of Jessica F. Day.
Oh, Robby. Midwestern heart, Midwestern body.
- Schmidt, am I nice? Thank you. - No.
"You are lucky and success."
...and emerge like a freshly birthed calf.
You'd like me to take the survey? Of course I'll take it.
- That they want... - Oh, I named my dog Boo after...
- Yeah. JESS: Really?
- No. - No?
Because he's slow.
- Now take off your pants. - Okay.
Let me get this straight, nothing is gonna set you off?
- What is...? No, no, no! ALL: Ha-ha-ha!
I believe in you.
I need to change, and you showed me that.
In three seconds I'll be silent. One, two, three.
Okay, I won't get that. You're okay with pads, or tampons, or whatever you're using?