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You'd be crazy not to be paranoid in a place like this.
We are not his cluster! We're not even his friends.
Do you only care about the environment if it's super convenient?
You've never tried mushrooms?
For real though, me and Myc had some good times.
[Myc] Oh, great. Dr. Literal Dolittle has it covered.
Overthrowing the Earth!
Right, my little sex monkeys? [chuckles]
[teacher] Young Myc had a hard time fitting in.
[suspenseful music plays]
You can't fire Mothman!
I don't even think he's from Mars.
How about unpaid intern and I get to call you "Spanky"?
The raging asshole that I know is in there somewhere,
We should be writing all of this down.
Do you want to touch feet to feet?
Your face looks like a neural network combined a hundred images of testicles.
Roach caviar, rat tartar, boiled Gucci loafer soup?
The Robes have bugs disguised as actual bugs.
Okay, deal.
Look at him! He can't make Mind Eraser Juice like this.
[in unison] My God. Everyone's college roommate was right!
And now I have to raise his tropical fish.
[mushroom hive] As you wish!
But I can't let those shitheads in my hive see me like this.
and the mushroom's psychoactive properties unlocked its higher consciousness.
[Myc] I'm sure wherever they are, they're safe.
You drugged me?
a b
you'd rip out all their surveillance devices at Cognito.
-What did I say about insults? -[Myc] Jesus! It's not an insult.
But then who will snipe the sniper snipers?
But seriously, I love having Myc around as our wacky alien sidekick.
I've only been shitting on your desk
Gear up. It's a six-mile spelunk down to Myc's hive.
so I could go have sex?
[both retch]
[Reagan yells]
It's some kind of freaky mushroom mind marriage.
Wait, what was that last part?
I'm only here because you've been shitting on my desk.