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-How unusual. -Richard: I was with her.
-Okay. Uh... -Let's go.
All right, I gotta go text Becky now
I love daytime sex.
Let him, let him sit in the chair, but...
-Cheryl! -No.
-Oh, sure. -That was quick.
Hey. Have you ever gotten a mani-pedi?
I'll be on the next flight to Denver.
-Larry: Hey, hey, hey, hey. -What are you doing?
-Yeah. -Cheryl: Oh, my God.
-Look, she's irked. -She's irked.
-There's so many things on this. -I can't look at these menus.
-(laughs) Oh. Yeah. -Hey.
Black licorice, black jellybeans...
Holy shit.
I think I always had a secret little crush on her.
What you are describing is a stale scone.
Only black for you?
-It's not, I didn't just go have s-- -Larry: Oh, it's a relationship?
You don't go.
Richard, darling, this way.
I'm sorry, I don't think you're right.
you're the experts, why not copy you.
Jon is here, and Michelle is--
We were all in the living room over there
Becky: Larry. Oh, thank God you answered.
It's just like eating it over the garbage can.
-(laughing) -It's a schmo. Yeah.
-Yeah. -What now?
This is not, this is not a hot cup of coffee.
if people knew he had a bleeding rectum?
Don't worry. I'm calling my travel agent right now.
follow you around, spend a day with you.
Michelle: How come you didn't tell me?
-Yes, indeed. -My pleasure to have you.
-Hamm. Hi. -Yes.
Please don't do this. This is my house.
All: Oh!
I broke my leg!
You know Michelle, the CEO...
because I have to fly to Denver.
Gonna sit in that room and get interrogated--
-Oh. Hey! -Hey, Becky.
Look. Look! Flowers, balloons.
-You're kicking me out. -Yes, Jon Hamm.
Newton's Law of Sweats?
Nobody respects a person with a bleeding rectum.
Larry!
-(phone rings) -Hello?
I don't succumb to "appreciate."
Leon: He killed the motherfucker 'cause the waffles
it's not gonna bleed onto the chair.
You should have called me. I got thousands of 'em.
Anyway...
(sighs)
This Hobe Turner movie is, like, one of the-- is a big thing for me.
Pretty, pretty good.
It was weird, but I, I loved them, so, I went with it.
I don't go.
Two men, two women.
-Oh, you-- Really? -Little Miss Perfect. Yeah.
He's starring in a movie,
I'm gonna help a friend out
and he's really embarrassed, and, uh...
Yeah. You're, you're, you're welcome.