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It's all I have left.
But of course, I'll get my investment back.
Okay.
-Meh. It's too close to Uber. -Meh.
and I put it in the garbage can.
-It's plenty hot. -No, it's, it's plenty not.
The guy relies on me for his six o'clock piss.
I'm just watching the newsstand for Larry.
five dollar minimum, I will sit in that booth
They're okay with you bleeding
-Hey, look who's here? -Hey.
-Larry: What? -The guy's a total fraud.
And I'm really irked about something, man.
Excuse me, ma'am. No browsing.
Yeah, eat right out of the bowl.
-It's, it's, it is, it is at best luke. -It's hot.
I'm gonna blow this bullshit bleeding rectum story
I beg to differ. This is not hot.
and then you gave the house away.
It was wrapped up in plastic.
There were no seats on any of the planes?
There's a million fuckin' women in the world.
(sobbing): Oh, my God. Please don't do this to me.
It's gonna be hard to sell a house like, like this.
-You are a lifesaver. -No worries, no worries.
-Cheryl: Okay. -Oh, you better believe it.
(doorbell rings)
Chinese.
-You text me where you want to meet, asshole. -Okay.
Fuck that job. I quit that shit already.
-Thank you, that's great. Thank you. -Okay. Awesome.
Larry: That's crazy. Where'd you get that? -Cassie: Okay.
-I got your back. -Oh, my God.
-You feel me? -No, I feel you.
And I tell you what. Here's how I'll prove it to you.
Okay. So I am not having a mimosa.
-This is perfect. -All right. Let's order the main course.
What? What? Secure-- What are you talking about?
-with Becky, what do you mean? -Cheryl: Oh, my God.
-Get this off me. -Okay.
-Richard: Thank you, babe. -Michelle: Next to me.
-Larry: Yeah. -To honor our friendship.
and I feel like you've gone way over your
Susie and I are at odds.
You're right. You know what? It should be--
-Come on. Let's enjoy ourselves. -Okay, sure. You're right.
-And hurt. -Yeah. I know.
Ugh. Oh, hold on.
-...as a gift. -Okay.
Larry: Yeah. I love this chair.
But, uh, you have a menu.
had expired and shit.
We have assigned seating, so everyone find your name.
9:00 p.m. Perfect. I'll take it. Book it.
but take the ugly balloon, and just go.
-Well, what else is new? -And the character...
It's like being inside your face.
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and the, the cheese fell off,
Yeah, let's do it.
Sit down and talk?
And you, fuckstick, don't ever ask me
-Yes, let's enjoy. -Bless the new table.
-"Gotta Go"? -That's right.
Wh-what's with the, uh, wooden chair here?
-Thank you, Larry. -Keep it. You can have it.
-Hey, Larry. -This is Leon.