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Perfect. Fantastic. Book it.
You know, it's all based on first impressions.
It's Jeff Greene's Law of Day Over.
-You'd appreciate it. -Yes, I would.
-Yeah. -Thank you. That piss was worth $10, easy.
Larry (over phone): Aw! All right, I'll get somebody else.
I don't have a bleeding rectum. Okay?
Would she be allowed to keep the money?
Why are you-- Why are you doing this?
You know, you're trying to sell a house.
-I forgot. -All right.
Any other flights going to Denver?
Because they didn't know, and they just found it
All right. I'll take care of it, Dad.
-Oh, really? -You assumed we're a couple. We--
-You hate it. -No browsing.
-The walnut shrimp is scrumptious. -Mm.
It's first come, first serve. That's a roundabout.
-I'll find out if you're dead. -Yeah, yeah. You'll know.
-No. -Come on, I'm gonna miss my flight to Denver.
-...for a second? -Who, me?
I'd really appreciate it.
his big sitcom that he created,
Mm-hmm.
It was a gift for her to live in.
Pretty good.
-What a miracle. -Richard: It was in the garage.
See, now look. The table. Look at this. All over the place.
-I know. -It's kind of my house.
you know, I did buy you the house, so...
-It sort of implies that... -Larry: Yeah!
If I saw a man wearing a yarmulke,
-She's flipping houses now? -She's been there for 15 years.
It's bullshit.
No. It's a relationship with Ted.
What the fuck?
-What, what's going on? -Okay. Well,
-Oh. -(laughs) Oh, boy.
-Oh, hi. -Cheryl.
-It's a hot cup of coffee. -Coffee should be served hot.
-Hi. What's going on? -Listen, I spoke to Larry,
-Yeah. -Cheryl: Hey, guys? This is not the time, okay?
-Thank you. -Take your time. Take your time.
-Ugh. I'm not even gonna bore you with it. -Why would book a night flight?
what a great idea for a business.
I don't give a shit! I want you out!
We don't have to get into that, but,
-Good, right? How comfortable? -Love 'em.
and I got hit by a car.
-I'll just be straight with you, okay? -Yeah. That'd be great.
Are you out of your fucking mind?
-I heard about this. -Yeah.
and he's kind of, you know, shadowing me.
Oh, my gosh. Spending the last few days with him?
They're going against type, and he wants to, uh,
Right. Right.
Oh. What did you say?
No reason.
-Ah? (laughing) -Larry: Ah?
in a fuckin' Gatorade bottle
Suppose, uh, your friend was in a car accident.
-Is that working out okay? -Yeah. Yeah.
No. You were gonna pick up the cheese,
The character's based on me.
It was in the daytime.
-Queen Elizabeth? -Yeah.
What do you mean she'll make some money?
-All right, you know what, Jon Hamm? -All over the place.
It's kind of a wobbly table, you know?
-Oh, God. -Jon: I don't know what to tell you.
You know, she's my ex-wife's sister.
Do you know how many times I've peed
-In order. -Larry: No, no, no, no, no.