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- Will you help us? - Yes. Yes, I will.
Oh, Mike, you're breaking my balls here, Mike.
Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind
Stan would have eventually just become one great, big, giant pussy.
This is still very uninteresting news, Tom.
That asshole was going to kill them and feed them to people.
That way, their muscle tissue stays soft, and makes for tender veal.
All right, all right, I'll give you that.
- Cartman, wake up. - What?
Where am I supposed to drive to?
tomorrow morning. They'll be steaks by the afternoon,
Check it out, you guys, I'm calf curling.
Damn it, I'm losing them. Okay, I'm sorry. Just send out one calf.
to officially change the word "veal" to "tortured baby cow."
Just a blue-collar guy like your dad.
Get me a hard line to the phone in that house.
We've got terrorists making demands and we need your help.
So if any of you guys want out, just say the word now.
What? Why?
The boys have promised to come out and bring the cows out with them.
This has gone on long enough. Your little game is over.
Okay, you see that? I keep my end of the bargain.
But if you don't eat meat at all, you break out in vaginas.
All right, Mr. Worf.
- Ew, they're all dirty. - What did I tell you, Stan?
Don't worry, I'm a negotiator, it's my job to talk to freaks like this
- All right. - See? Now we can hold out for weeks.
- Oh. Well, it doesn't matter now. - What do you mean?
Oh, goddamn it, that's your plan?
Give me 15 seconds with Kyle and I'll have that door open.
Hey, I do, too.
Get them on the line for me.