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Also an accomplished ballroom dancer.
Move to call this a no vote.
Where you from?
'cause it's a lot more fun than what I'll do to you.
Bleh. Can you go tell him to fuck a bag of glass or something?
I'd actually like to see that.
I mean, really honestly, your true gut.
I think it was in my other pants, Madam President.
- Good-bye, everyone. - Fantastic. Good-bye. We got our guy.
- It's bronze. - Oh. Oh, bronze medal.
...entrusted the American people with the right to choose...
This reminds me of something that Dick Nixon used to say
- (LAUGHING) - Fucking recount!
And you need to know which hand to put the glove on.
- Including our daughter. - (LAUGHS)
find a rattlesnake and shove that up your dick hole
(LAUGHS) You're telling me.
How are your illegitimate children?
Just water, maple syrup,
which in this case comes to 512 votes,
Jesus, Amy, we already covered that, okay?
See you later.
- You know who we need? - Who? Who do we need?
Nope.
- Right. - I'm gonna call Gary