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Afternoon, sir. We're here because your ballot
Oh, yes.
Did they show you the residence?
You want me to invite some other people?
Mike, what exactly is the nature of President Meyer's
their polling numbers within Germany, through the roof.
Just don't ask me to be the United Nations ambassador
Plus I would never miss the opportunity
you know, when you're safely reelected.
- Mike! - Wayne.
Of course I remember you.
- Mike, when's your baby coming? - Coming soon, ma'am.
- Thank you. - (REPORTERS CLAMORING)
We can do that. It's a two-minute walk.
- Kent, are you sitting on a bottle? - Shh, shh!
Yeah, I'm gonna be pulling down Clint Eastwood
you know, raring to go for a task force,
You know what I was thinking?
No.
Do you want to get out of here?
(CLEARS THROAT) How.
She's very good. Might be nice to throw a woman in the mix.
I don't want that kind of banking task force.
You know, I was over in the East Wing and I saw a painting of Sue
Oh, good old Sue. You're still here.
(PHONE CHIMING, BUZZING)
Okay.
Oh, Gary, can you take Mr. Baird to the southeast gate, please?
GARY: And this is my number and it goes straight to me.
What in the lunatic fuck is the master cleanse?
Mm-mmm.
You went straight from here to O'Brien's hotel?
AMY: Well, that's clearly a vote for Meyer.
- No breakfast for this guy. - Who's offering?
The president will be there shaking hands
- Well, hello. - (GROANS)
fathered a child with his teenage mistress.
Seriously. Were you fantasizing I had some sort of a goatee
GARY: Hey, ma'am, this is Charlie Baird, CEO of EM Wheelright.
- Good job, team. - Yeah, nice job, Richard.
Move to rule it an overvote.
Oh, thank you very much. Oh, Jesus Christ.
So congratulations on your gold medal.