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Were you thinking about his cabinet while you were fucking me?
You guys have got to try this.
- And Nevada is still asleep. - Hello? What?
Maybe I'll call in Mayor McCheese?
Me suck…
and B-B-Benny and the Jizz.
I'm the man with mo' game.
to leave your company, Madam President,
to Henry Kissinger back when that tricky son of a bitch
We're very late for another appointment. Thank you very much, everybody.
Well, Tom is not gonna be happy about that.
Listen, safe travels, my friend.
A nightcap?
I work at CVS.
It's a veritable who's who of Wall Street.
Seriously, I'm more Hispanic than she is.
- He's from a different age. - When giants walked these halls.
Can you send Gary up here, please? Yeah, thank you.
Ma'am, Tom James is here sans appointment.
Well, Madam President, I've got big balls,
Step aside, roadkill. Big rig coming through.
- Thank you for coming today. - My pleasure, Madam President.
Uh, including a stimulus package,
- Oh, I forgot about that. - And FYI, Charlie Baird's on TV.
Except I'm not the man with no name.
Well, what you have here is a classic two fires, one glove situation.
Don't you have a volunteers brunch or something to get to?
- You know Katie Gross? - It sounds familiar.
- Ooh, hi, Amy. - Whoa.
So, you know, you made an interesting point earlier today about the bond market...
So it doesn't say Fuck Selina Meyer.
Did we get it? Oh, and thank you for this.
and Maddox is flying in tonight.
Uh, Charlie Baird, uh...
Charlie Baird is a friend of mine.
- How we doing? - They're ready for you.