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Oh, ma'am, I have photos to approve from the banking task force.
- I think I have a small blister. - I'm sorry.
She's from El New Hampshire. (LAUGHS)
Everybody here is so boring.
I would love to work at CBS.
That is not an overvote. You need to trust me on this
The Jewish demo couldn't have been that good.
Where I'm from a vote is a vote, the law is the law,
And I have to tell you, it is a pleasure to watch those people eat.
I mean, that's a bad example. Kid Rock rules, but...
- Thanks for coming today. - My pleasure.
Sorry. You should read C.S. Lewis's book on grief.
Boss boots, boss.
Now, let's talk about the actual recount.
- Ma'am. - Yeah?
this pleasure slash skin-crawling sensation?
Before you ask, there are no updates on Nevada.
what this O'Brien press conference is about?
How many lawyers you got on the ground in Carson City?
some of your economic policies
Yeah, I have time.
holding George Washington's horse.
Excuse me, sorry to interrupt.
(ELECTRONIC CHIRP)
So it's just little old you
Would it be all right if we waited for your husband inside?
Chung would volunteer for a beheading video to get national airtime.
I feel like that guy doesn't like me very much.
The O'Brien meeting was scheduled days before we even met.
You're telling me.
Thank you. Gentlemen.
All right, so they've got a Secretary of State and what do I have?
Yeah. Amy, just listen a bit before you start talking.
- Oh, hello, Eli. - Madam President.
- Well, I'll get that one for you, too. - Okay.
Say it.
Me suck pee pee in teepee.
'cause I still have some pride.
I have the meeting with the Nevada Secretary of State.
I mean, will you look at Montez?
...you've slept with the Secretary of the Treasury.
Oh, okay. Send him in.
- How are you? - I am good. I am energized.
- Can you see me? I can't see you. - Yeah.
to dry fuck Jim Whitman up the ass.
Oh, Amy, don't forget to bring Richard with you.
- (EXHALES) - (CRUNCHES)
- Oh, hi, how are you? - I'm well, thank you.
- Sir, in that case we motion... - On the other hand,
And drive safe.
Honestly, it is an outrage. But I'm happy you're here.