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Then let's get 'er done! (LAUGHS)
at some point in the near future.
So figure that out and call me right back. I'm at Walter Reed.
Let's talk ground rules. According to Nevada law,
Hey, I'm gonna be president,
This is truly an honor to serve you.
I want the banking task force that I want.
of precinct changes for the recount challenge?
- I don't know. - Oh, great.
Hey, guys, listen up. Okay, precinct totals have been reported and...
No, you know who had a lot to say was that guy from Wheelright.
- Let's go! (SNAPS FINGERS) - Yeah.
- Yeah. - (KNOCKS)
- She didn't. - She did.
The best.
I can lead a horse to water, but I can't milk it.
Can't milk it! I don't even know what that means.
Sounds like Nazi domestic policy.
I can't teach how I do it.
Why did the president bring Charlie Baird in again today
but it'll be nice to get my hands on that handle, you know?
Ooh, tell me about it.
Uh, yeah.
or your... the way your head goes into your shoulders so smoothly.
I bet he's really sorry.
I'm feeling light-headed. That bottle's my only source of blood sugar.
We're not looking at each other's hairdos. What's going on in Nevada?
- How many votes did we get? - Let me try a landline.
I thought this was going to be two hours
to thank campaign volunteers.
or that table doesn't like you.
- Yeah. - You're kidding.
Members of the Meyer-James and O'Brien-Montez campaign.
All right, let's hear it, Affirmative Action Jackson.
Okay, see this closet?
Ma'am, the DOD wants us to know that now the Chinese hackers