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Rest assured, Newbie, even if we did talk from morning till night
and found it to be just a darn good read.
Now, you may be a total goner, but God's not getting his hands on this one.
I'm honestly not sure which one of you I find more irritating.
[Music resumes]
I can sneak in a little nap-walk before rounds.
I'd Can't Do This All on MY Own
All of us laughing at him in his frilly little baptism dress.
I remember my son Harrison's big day.
[Ominous music stops abruptly]
You should have done it. Helping someone move is like oral sex.
You know, with God by your side, anything is possible.
[Whistles] Everyone,
There's always prayer.
That's not where the baptism is, but nice try.
Every night we'd play Horse in the driveway and I'd kick his ass.
Can Christians say "ass" now?
about all the big and tiny things that matter most to me,
I've embraced the Lord Jesus Christ as my personal savior.
the resurgence of the hard-shell taco...
I'm sorry. I didn't get how this baby-making stuff could be sexy,
You can rub mine's belly if I can rub yours.
[# Joseph Arthur: In The Sun]
Seeing as he gave me the strength to outrun the sheriff's K-9 unit,
So angry sex is awesome. That's no reason to go down a bad road.
- That was all me, baby. - Yeah, it was.
I... I can't think about anything else.
Hey, do you guys like improv? 'Cause I'm kind of an expert.
Oh, right, 'cause people who believe in God are crazy and you're the sane one.
I'd like you to meet random people I don't care about.