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I've never seen a Chinese Santa.
That's why I could never enjoy nursery rhymes,
Whoo!
Because it's Christmas morning,
Agree to disagree.
because it is nothing.
Who wants to see Panny dance?
And some cocaine.
which he brought in last night.
Everybody's on board with a fat man flying around the world,
Jessica...
Is that a prosthetic nose?
Santa!
Yes.
you really shouldn't try to improve on it.
You're not coming back, are you?
However, a new state law was just passed
You must promise never to tell anyone about me,
Just tell whoever's playing Santa
He prefers for people to focus on his charity work,
Women don't need those because it is understood.
Oh, really?
He must know physics to build a flying sleigh.
Now, this binder contains equations that support the math
Boss Santa!
is Chinese.
Never knew this.
yet small enough to fit down a chimney?
They all work for me.
called "Kathy's rule,"
What's going on?
Santa?