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I was writing this and at the same time I was reading it.
- but this place is good. - Hey, guys.
But I will fight you, Doug,
Who told you to do that?
I think that's "Star Wars."
who's based on me, loosely based on me...
- A musical? - Yeah, about your lives.
♪ No, not dead, just a head ♪
truly awful news.
- Don't go there! - They're crazy!
Hey, Petrov, what is that you are eating?
Oh, we're okay. We just got a room.
and they're in the wrong currency.
and I grope people in my sleep.
Well, that's what it's about.
- Both shepherds? - We were both shepherds.
It was a hilarious moment in a very bleak bleak time of my life.
Oh yeah, that's an intriguing scenario.
- Oh, the heater's broken. - But I saw you turning it...
and I tell you about the musical I've written. It's just like now.
No. No, I'm gonna need...
you go in like this. "Oh yeah, that's right."
Good shepherding today, guys!
Oh, Bret, you'll understand when you're older, okay?
- Hey, guys. - Oh! Shit.
- Thank you. - Okay, you're still a bit boring.
♪ My head's stuck in this chair ♪
Why can't we all just stay together?
I know of a place...
♪ We've overstayed our welcome, we've overstayed our visas ♪
I've got lots of news... uh, good news,
very very very very very much.
Then it's a slow start, isn't it?
- Yeah, it's a rags- to-rags story. - Yeah, imagine it.
- Oh, we've paid our rent. - We've paid our rent.
Yeah, different embassies.
- Okay. - Retroactively...