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I'll fill you in over lunch.
Oh, hey, uh, why don't we stick around, order some dinner?
Right, right.
She needs her Mama Bear. Ah. Classic cub call.
you guys should keep between you.
You know what?
Whoa, Dad, I'm not trying to upset you, but, um... okay.
Oh, right, not your thing.
being a kid...
you're new, and they're trying to show you they like you.
What about you guys complaining about me?
- So, you mentioned a spa day yesterday. - Mm-hmm.
After three weeks?
I'm independent guy, not some feeble old man.
is my nautical way of saying he is definitely my son.
Nothing's wrong. What's wrong with you?
I feel like I should stick around.
Look, I'm sorry we hurt your feelings.
Molly was there for you.
Of course, Dad. But don't say anything to Pat.
Ah, great.
What's going on?
You sure you guys don't have plans?
and he saved Thanksgiving,
But please, no more noogies.
You and Allison don't want me.
you think to yourself, "Oh, my God, I want a banana"?
That was something.
I got to get him back.
They're a frickin' panel.
Well, good news... he's not my kid.
I've come to associate with a father,
Oh, I didn't... that you were still... I...
So, Dave, your game got canceled.
best enjoyed by drunk people in New Orleans.
Well, I know you like being needed.
Oh.
I assumed that you were adopted and you were his father.
Oh, hey.
with your downer vibes.
Oh.
But what do you say we shut down the sex grotto?