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Well, not your lasagna.
Ohh.
It's the right thing that he's back here.
So, what is it you wanted to talk about?
Yo, we just took another couple's couples massage.
I ain't got time for that.
Busted.
What? No.
Yes, sir.
Look, we... we do want you here.
but I had to get up like five times to change the channel,
Oh, even the bass gets a solo?
Ugh. Why do I keep meeting these creeps?
What's happening here?
we never got to see you. You were always on call.
We're in the safe cave.
Is she that Realtor you were with at The Cheesecake Factory?
Oh, no, I couldn't do that.
Let me just check in with my son first.
Let's go home.
That's a jazzy "yes."
Linda, Ken, Allison.
Remind me to invite them to my next mammogram.
"What's Megan doing alone at a jazz festival
Wait. I do know what to do.
He can't leave his socks on the couch.
Did it ever.
Please. They order in like every night.
Even worse, he made off with our remote.
Dad, what are you doing?
There's a fencing league?
You're right.
I'm just a bad liar.
Thank you.
This isn't like you, Dad. What's wrong?
Oh, damn it.
Look, all I'm saying is just, you know,
What?