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(heartbeat pulsing)
Ooh.
You don't know what this little boy's gonna be like.
Could never bring myself to open it without him. (chuckles)
They didn't get the stain out of my Starfleet uniform.
What about this?
Penny knows I have a complicated relationship
You bet I am, bitch.
Then why don't you ever drive yourself?
let's get you a vasectomy.
Well, if you didn't make me wear the green body paint in bed,
reverse, reverse, reverse psychology?
But two days into chatting with Penny,
and you got baby Flash.
Well, you know, if we're gonna be
Go for it, champ.
And to anticipate your next questions,
and that was the largest space program in India.
Ah, well, then this whole day's ruined.
I mean, the real question is: why is Penny so afraid of me
Your son is going to be lucky to have you as a father.
Yeah, I guess I'm an astrophysicist because,
you wouldn't have to get it dry-cleaned so much.
It was a tedious road, but well worth the effort.
Come on, you can't really be disappointed.
Wow. Okay.
but are you really upset about it?
We finally got to model rockets.
You know, studies have shown
You can't eat peanuts. You're allergic.
Okay.