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(choked up): Thank you.
Because there are only two,
"Daddy's little girl magnet"?
I-I married you to hurt her.
Those are comforting words my father would often say.
Well, she's nine months old,
Strongly disagree.
but let's stick with the one I asked you.
Oh, wait, it was just your mom.
Now, I'm certain that whatever Bernadette can't teach him,
Did you mean personally or professionally?
I didn't see him again till, like, pretty late that night.
Thanks.
I suppose, in his own way,
so unless it jingles or is in my bra, she doesn't care.
Oh, brother.
I don't think that's a real thing.
My mother's texting you?
Okay, well, thanks.
Honestly, of all of my children's spouses,
so my dad sent me to Hawaii to visit the Keck telescope.
I'm good at stuff, too!
as a launch, it was bad,
Uh, she can pee into a bottle.
Hello, Mother. How are you?
How are you?
I mean, what do I know about raising a boy?
You know, she's been opening up about her life,
(Skype ringtone playing)
and planning the wedding,