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- I'm not the one who's married. I didn't do anything wrong. - You let him buy you a car.
- All right. - If you're not gonna take it seriously...
- Whoo! - Dennis!
- I'm keeping the hot plate! - Over my dead body!
Okay, I'm a little bit drunk. I'm totally drunk, but my mind is sober.
And my mind's telling me the following:
Oh, man. You just cannot get enough, huh?
Oh, "miss you more." That's classic Maureen right there.
- Will you lighten up? - I'd like to make it rain. Can I make it rain, Mac?
What? You're in debt?
- Aren't you his wife? - No. I'm his mistress.
Uh- I can't keep track of our financial comings and goings.
# Wanna get dirty Dirty #
And thank you for saying you like 'em.
Yeah.
You can't stand it? I'm gonna pull the plug.
How much does he owe you, whore? How much does he owe you for the sex?
on some very shaky, uh - very bullshitty ground, dude.
or whatever you want to call it - out of the way.
Not you, Bill. Now I want this to be over with right now!
Mmm, with the touching. With the touching. None of that.
- That looks like my hands. - Yeah.
Whoa! Hold on. Make it rain? What is that? You're gonna chuck money everywhere? Don't do that.
Preaching to the choir, fellas.
I so enjoyed listening to you drunkenly explain all that at 3:00 a.m.