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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Antonio!
...and one hot shirt and jacket.
- You're paying in change? - That's all I got.
hinkk
Cheese, pepperoni, eggplant.
Elaine, let me ask you a question.
I hear you make a mean calla-zone
My friend put them in the pizza oven.
Well you certainly are in a bind...
All right. Well, good night.
Hey, so how was Blame It On The Rain?
...because I had a little thing with the calzone guy there this week.
- Oh, is that so? - Absolutely.
- Hey, Todd. - Hi, Elaine.
I believe the deal was that I get your calzones on my route.
Hey, hey, you steal my money?
- All right. Well, good night. - Yeah.
It's Friday !
There's another Italian place on Jerome. Maybe I can fool him.
Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?
- Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars? - Yeah.
I got you on the radar at 93 miles per hour.
- Then you got no calzones. - Wait a minute! Wait!
Bye, Ma.
Yeah, here's your money.
All right. Back to business. Here you go.
This is all burned up. Look at this.
Excellent little calzone you got there, Costanza.
He bet me that Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars.
- Gotta be 55. - That's right, it is.
What is that, Yan?
Hey Fucking Feef
- What the hell is this? Pennies? - Yeah.
Then you got no calzone!
That's a nice name, Greg Owen