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Aw, Widow Douglas,
you're wasting your double entendres on me.
Vaseline-filled leather glove that you're a reasonable man.
Pretty similar to 4.
were-were you this crazy when we dated before?
and a man's mind begins to play tricks on him.
I am. My name's Huck Finn.
While you're gone, can I touch myself?
Ah-ha! We are!
Oh, I hope we weren't too loud, old sport.
Sarah says this is this is this is this is sex time Ok heater take of your shirt Take of your pants takeoff your bra takeoff your panties takeoff your socks take up your shoes
for every guest, and yes, next to that, of course,
Patrick star moaning loudly
Shut your hole!
I don't care!
(applause)
I-I'm your new neighbor, Nick Carraway.
You remember him.
that we are Steelers fans in this house.
Okay!
And with that, I shall step
You know what?
I come down here to think every night
(floorboard creaks)
It happened for real!
You should do it. If only it were that easy, right?
Hey, yeah. Nice tam-o'-shanter.
Shirt! Shirt!
I want to stay home and watching hazbin hotel
I got to talk to this random mechanic's horny wife
Well, while I'm being booked and processed downtown,
(stilted): Hi, Tom Sawyer.
Well, three of our guys did just get squished,
Oh. Huh. Weird.
Thanks for stopping by Patrick star
They wrote a song about me.
back to the house?
I-I guess men's?
I can't believe you didn't see it!