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An equally valid theory.
Listen, we need your help.
Let's get you to that Netflix meeting.
[ Echoing ] Hello there.
God damn it, Morty, what did I tell you?
another double cross, but then, um, but --
you're doing bad right now, Jesus Christ.
I play piano.
from the plots of three David Lynch movies
Kid, if you're slowing down 'cause you think
♪♪
All: [ Screaming ]
A heist script.
I'm afraid not.
and their plan is to sort of not have a plan,
That's what I wanted you to think.
[ Thunder crashes ] Mm-hmm.
what you thought was a random non-plan
Hey, pal! That's not the question line!
Growing up with tusks did pose social challenges.
[ Darts whirring ]
with fake hands to build an ion engine.
Good job, Heistotron.
Hey, Rick?
When you invented me and Randotron,
Looks like you're available for a job.
You're programmed to do as I say.
Rick, w-what's happening?
Hey, where's the...
It appears the only perfect heist
by Heistotron's reveal that our plan was part of its plan.
Welcome to Heistotron's
I programmed you to believe that.
Should be able to walk through Heistotron's lazily contrived...
Nobody's hiring an ex-con
Priorities, Morty.
It hardly matters.
♪♪
I work in a volcano.
it could give the cynical grave robbing
[bleep] you for asking, Morty.
You stole the gem I needed to split tachyons
Bet you didn't see that coming.
Also, who rigs a tomb to crush the buried person?