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if I'm random or planned?
Is that an origami horse?
The planet's still contained
♪♪
All: Yes.
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
This temple's for [bleep] lame baby dipshits.
We've been watching a recorded sky on playback.
Morty, get out of my head. I know just the temple.
No, no, no! Morty, Morty, Morty, I'm so excited for you.
Let's get ready to not rumble.
Oh, well, uh, okay.
So you didn't need a blacksmith?
I don't like these little jabs you get in, Elon.
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You sons of bitches.
That's right, buddy.
I programmed you to believe that.
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Ah, ooo wee!
Heistotron: Hello, Rick.
Write an algorithm
With a little help from some old friends.
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Jesus, no.
He's still got it.
I am programmed to always be looking for the next big score.
Yes. I'm gonna play Minecraft.
Lab coat -- Ripoff Dr. Strange.
Assembling calling card.
so you hired my grad students to attack me?
Are you sure?
Right, everybody?
And then, the police stole the paintings
And we'll grab a couple of hover chairs on the way there.
HEISTOTRON: YOUR SKILLS ARE REQUIRED FOR A JOB.
every breath I take without your permission raises my self esteem
Rick: Told you, Morty.
I hate heists so much,
I think we got away with it.
and go on an epic adventure later today, you know, like --
all sentient life will be absorbed
He's learning!
We're ready when you are, Rick.