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We make quite a team.
inability to fo... cus."
On Skin-ner!
I can't te-- Oh!
(groans) I feel like a walk.
-(engine revs, tires screech) -Little more.
Oh, right. That's me.
(gasps) Marge.
Thanks.
No? You're good?
Rollerblading? Uh, Muay Thai?
We are worse than sand in a hot dog, eh, Lou?
Relationships are simple, really.
I don't think we have to-- Homer.
Hey, the riskiest thing we're gonna do is have lasagna.
Buy our book if we have one.
and wrap it up by getting decapitated by a Frisbee.
Left, right, left, right,
I'm an educational professional who...
(chuckles): Grins, people.
That hairy-legged ashtray?
through your pants pocket?
And as much as I don't enjoy doing this,
of Little XII college golf on ESPN-D3-2,
I hear they're mixing bam with zup.
(chuckles)
-I thought, That poor... -MALE VOICE: Genius.
(applause)
trying to stay fit.
Voulez-vous coucher avec...
Oh, the beach.
Who are you talking to?
Imagine Dr. Heffernan asking me what a keynote speech is.
"Something, something, something
You came for me!
WOMAN: OnStar operator.
(chuckles)