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SISSY. YEAH, YEAH. SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
SHE'D BE MAKING THE BEDS,
HOW'S IT GOING TO LOOK WHEN YOU REFUSE TO TESTIFY FOR YOUR MOTHER?
IT'S SUPERJACKSON AND HIS ATOMIC PEA TENDRILS!"
I SEE. SO I SHOULD JUST SIT QUIETLY
PLEASE CALL ME TOMORROW WITH SOME TIMES THAT WOULD BE CONVENIENT...
YOU'RE HEINOUS. AND VERY WELL-RESTED.
WHAT DO I TELL HIM? HE'S WAITED YEARS.
WE'RE FENCING, RORY, NOT PLAYING PATTY-CAKE.
WHAT? I SAID YOU WERE.
WRAPS AROUND THE ENTIRE MAIN STRUCTURE.
YOU MIGHT AT LEAST ACT SURPRISED.
THIS IS A PHEASANT SAUCE, NOT THE PUNCH BOWL AT A FRAT PARTY.
IT WASN'T WHAT YOU THINK!
THE POINTS WE'VE COVERED SHOULD GET YOU STARTED,
AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, SO I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,
BUSTING CHOPS IS NOT A DATE.
'CAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL. EXACTLY.
LISTEN, FIRST OF ALL,
INDEPENDENCE INN. LORELAI SPEAKING.
OH, HEY. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
UNTIL HE GETS SO ANGRY HE COMES OUT.
IT IS? YES. YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER PLACE.
Well, I was wondering something.
I KNOW THAT I DO.
EVER EXPERIENCE THAT? RIPOSTE.
THE WORLD'S FOREMOST COFFEE EXPERTS. REALLY?
JUST IGNORE HER.
KINDLY STOP MAKING ME SAY THE WORD "PEEVED."
SHE WAS THE ONE YOU MADE THOSE HAMBURG/HAMBURGER JOKES TO.
HEY, GRANDMA. WHEN DID YOU TWO GET HERE?
WE HAVEN'T. WE MET ONCE --
YES. WOW.
FOR NOT ASKING YOU OUT. EVERY TIME I GOT CLOSE,
I'LL BRING THEM IN TOMORROW.
YEAH, I STILL CAN'T EAT BACON.
THIS IS NOT THE WAY I WANTED THINGS TO WORK OUT.
MADE SURE THE LITTLE FORK WENT ON THE OUTSIDE?
I CAN STILL HEAR HER! HUM TO YOURSELF.
NO? NO.
WE COULD EVEN GET SOME OF THE OLD GANG TOGETHER.
SERVE HUNDREDS OF STUDENTS A DAY.
SHE HATES THE WORD "blood." GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK.
THANK YOU.
I HAVE TO GIVE A DEPOSITION.
OH, YEAH. I GOT THAT. GOOD.
MUTINOUS, INSULTING, UNDERHANDED,
I TOOK CARE OF THAT. WHAT?
NO, IT WAS HUNTER.
WE'LL HAVE IT IN AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT.
AND YET THIS WOMAN WHOM I PAY MORE THAN SHE COULD GET ANYWHERE ELSE IN HARTFORD,
WELL? NO.
I KNOW THE RULES. DON'T JUMP THE GUN.
IT'S VERY FLATTERING. IT IS VERY FLATTERING.
SOOKIE? SOOKIE ST. JAMES? UH-HUH.
OKAY. SOOKIE'S ON TOP OF THE MENU.
YOU MEAN YOU LIKE BRANDY.
YES. PARIS, THE CAFETERIA WORKERS
THE PARAKEETS, EVERYONE DRESSED AS KNIGHTS AND LADIES?
LET'S STEP INSIDE THIS DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH.
THE ONLY THING LEFT BESIDES BUILDING THE PLACE IS PICKING A NAME.
PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE PICTURES.
DOES YOUR HELMET SMELL? [ SNIFFS ]
"OH, NO! WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?"
GOOD. AND THE INSPECTOR'S SUPPOSED TO BE COMING BY
THIS VENDETTA, THIS...SICILIAN THING.
JUST LET ME CHECK THE MACHINE. OKAY.
THAT'LL MAKE ONE HELL OF A SWEATSHIRT.
CONSIDERING THAT IN THE PAST HOUR I UTTERED THE PHRASE,
I JUST COULDN'T LIVE IF I THOUGHT YOU WERE MAD.