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SO, OF COURSE, I SAID, "WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT THEM
IS IT WORTH IT IF WE CAN MAKE UP OUR $75 ADMISSION FEE IN COOKIES?
DINNER! OVER HERE!
WHY WAS THERE A LONG PAUSE, LORELAI?
SHE'S A SNEAK. SHE'S NOT SMART ENOUGH TO BE A SNEAK.
I'M NOT SURE I REMEMBER THAT.
WHAT DID GRANDPA SAY? YOUR GRANDFATHER'S STILL IN LONDON
SEEMS, WELL, LET'S SEE -- WHAT'S THE WORD? --
BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M MARRIED.
REMEMBER THE TIME YOU AND FAT SAL GOT LOCKED IN THE FREEZER OVERNIGHT?
I TOLD THEM TO BUY A SLIGHTLY LOOSER HAIRNET,
I BEAT THAT DEAD HORSE. WITH GLEE.
THIS SEEMS AWFUL SUDDEN.
WHAT PICTURES? YOU KNOW WHAT PICTURES.
YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY DON'T REMEMBER
[ SIGHS ] FINE.
AND DUMPED IT IN THE TRASH.
DO YOU HEAR THAT?
ANSWER -- "UM, WELL, SURE."
I'LL BE HERE TO LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU RETURN.
IF YOU USE A SERVICE, YOU'LL BE ASSURED OF HAVING A REPLACEMENT HOUSEKEEPER
YOU GOT RID OF A DOG?
SO YOU CAN JUST STICK IT IN MY BACK.
JACKSON'S TAKEN A LOT OF COURSES THROUGH THE LEARNING CENTER,
SHE SAID, "PARIS IS JUST TOO WRAPPED UP
DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM. HE'S GETTING FIRED TOMORROW.
A PERFECTLY RESTORABLE SUN PORCH
BLEW UP TO THREE TIMES ITS NORMAL SIZE.
A TRUCE. YOU KNOW -- NO MORE FIGHTY FIGHTY.
WAY TO HEDGE YOUR BET. KITCHEN?
I DIDN'T SAY THAT. NO, LORELAI, YOU DID.
JUST GO IN THERE AND EXPLAIN IT TO JOE.
"WOULD YOU SAY YOUR MOTHER IS
WE FOUND YOU GUYS IN THE MORNING, AND YOU WERE FROZEN TOGETHER LIKE BACON?
I'M NOT GONNA LIE FOR YOU. JUST TELL THEM I TREAT THE HELP FAIRLY.
IT'S NOT THAT. IT -- YOU PUT IN MORE PORT?
SO YOU'LL COME IN EARLY AND SET UP THE CONFERENCE ROOM
UH-HUH.
OKAY. I LOVE THIS. IT'S FOOD AND A GAME ALL-IN-ONE. WE OPEN THEM AT THE SAME TIME.
WHOSE SEVERANCE PACKAGE COULD FINANCE A SUMMER CRUISE DOWN THE RHINE
COME BACK AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTHING.
HANG ON A SECOND, LORELAI.
AHA! YOU ADMIT IT!
WHY? BECAUSE HAVING PAID FOR ONE THING,
AND, IN THE END, FRUITLESS,
YOU SET UP THAT TABLE, GET PEOPLE THINKING ABOUT BLOOD,
DESSERT? WE'VE TO DECIDE RIGHT NOW?
THERE'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE ASSOCIATED WITH INTERNATIONAL GRAB-BAG NIGHT.
BUT IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT
LET'S GO.
LIKE SOME INMATE IN THE CHOW LINE AT LEAVENWORTH
YOU CAN BRING YOUR HUSBAND,
LET ME GIVE YOU SOME MONEY ANYWAY.
* I WILL FOLLOW *
I'D LIKE TO PUT THAT ENERGY SOMEWHERE ELSE.
I TAKE IT OFF WHEN I'M COOKING,
PAN-ASIAN, WITH A HINT OF ENGLISH COLONIAL,
GOOD. YOU'RE HERE. WE NEED TO TALK.
NOPE. YIKES.
TRY THEIR COFFEE, SEE WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
I ACTUALLY CALLED YOUR INN.
IF I'M NOT GOING TO TRULY COMMIT TO A GRUDGE,
THIS IS SILLY. I KNOW HOW TO ANSWER A QUESTION.
WHAT WAS JACKSON THINKING SAYING THESE COURSES WERE GOOD?
MAYBE I SHOULD TURN AROUND
Right now the top contender is Sludge.
WE MUST BE DUMB.
IT WAS ONE OF THE PREMIERE HOTEL SCHOOLS IN THE WORLD.
UNBELIEVABLE. SHOCKING.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, SO I WENT.