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HELPING HIS MOTHER CLOSE DOWN HER HOUSE.
COME ON. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
FIVE.
SHE FORCED HIM INTO IT. YOU CAN'T FORCE A TEACHER INTO SOMETHING, RORY.
BEFORE WE WOULD LET YOU OUT, WE MADE YOU AND FAT SAL KISS?
YEAH. ARE THE ONES FOR PRINCESS DIANA'S BUTLER JOKES OR REAL?
HEY, PARIS. HAVE YOU LOOKED OVER THE VOTES FOR COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER?
I KNOW. WHY DON'T I READ TO YOU INSTEAD?
WE WORK AT AN INN FOR SO LONG AND LEARN SO LITTLE.
JUST TO SAVE YOUR DINNER? OOPS. THAT WAS DUMB.
WADSWORTH MANSION IS OWNED BY THE CONNECTICUT DAUGHTERS OF THE MAYFLOWER.
WHY ARE YOU BEING A SNOB? YOU WENT TO HOTEL SCHOOL.
PICK A COLOR. [ GASPS ] PINK.
STOP DOING THAT!
AND A FEW SOUTH AFRICAN INFLUENCES.
THIS FRENCH GUY GAVE ME YOUR HOME NUMBER.
WHENEVER I ANNOUNCE I HAVE A NEW MOTION TO INTRODUCE,
UH-HUH.
MISS GILMORE, IT'S BOB MERRIAM, YOUR MOTHER'S LAWYER.
DRAGGING ME INTO COURT SAYING THAT I WAS UNFAIR.
LOUISE, POKE JOHN WILLIAMS OVER THERE AND TELL HER
YEAH, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE 'EM.
"YOU LOOK LIKE THE KINDA GUYS WHO PLAY SQUASH --
HE TOOK A COURSE ON HOW TO BUY FORECLOSED REAL ESTATE,
THAT USED TO LOVE YAP TO HIS FRIENDS ALL NIGHT LONG.
I DON'T THINK THAT THEY ARE!
YOU WERE THERE. IT'S NOT A DATE, IS IT?
I'M NOT GONNA LIE FOR YOU. LORELAI.
IT'S JUST...
YOU OBVIOUSLY LET HIM DOWN VERY WELL.
AND DENTAL FLOSS. AND PAPER TOWELS.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
YOU KNOW? NOT LIKE A DATE THING.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
AND THE LIE-DETECTOR RESULT.
INFORMATION?
GO! BUT TAKE THE TENDRILS WITH YA!
SOUNDS LIKE OLD TIMES.
TALKING ABOUT ME.
IT'S UNACCEPTABLE BECAUSE I'M PAYING YOU $300 AN HOUR.
FIRST OF ALL, I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE
BETWEEN THE SECOND "ABSURD" AND THE THIRD "UNBELIEVABLE."
HELLO, EVERYONE. I'M VERY PLEASED TO BE HERE ADDRESSING YOU TODAY.
IT'S BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO GIVE A DEPOSITION.
RIGHT BACK AT HIM.
OR HIGHER GROUND. OR THE MUDHOUSE.
THE ONLY WAY I'LL BE MAD
I WAS FLUSTERED. HE WAS USING LAWYER TRICKS.
NO, I'M NOT MAD.
IS YOU MIGHT WANT TO CLEAR YOUR AFTERNOON."
That would've been far too logical.
AND WE REPLACED THE TWO VERTICAL MIXERS.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
NO! THE TWO OF YOU WERE GONNA GO BUST FELDSTER'S CHOPS.