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(GUYS CHEERING)
Waste of two minutes.
(CHUCKLES) No, it's all right.
we gotta talk office party.
And don't be afraid to really grind with that pumice.
- [ Stomach Grumbling ] - Uh...
Yeah, she seems cool and...
(STOMACH RUMBLES)
You been working yourself to the bone.
So thank you for, um...
Oh--- (Tummy growling)
Um, whose party is it?
(DISTANT MAN COUGHING)
- He's so cute, right? - Mmm.
of the pleasure experienced by intact men.
and he pretended he was asleep.
You're such a fucking idiot.
- Makes me laugh. - It should.
favor, bitch!
These nails cost $480.
get service in another room.
All right, well, I'm getting here safe.
How have I not told you about his gorgeous,
Congratulations.
Long... Days.
I'm getting what I want and I'm happy
I'm really sorry. It was just the tips.
You won't even know for, like, years,
It's been, like, three months since we had sex
to cut my pepito.
fingers in the bathroom pronto before I Edward
with a coffee or, like, an Oprah chai.
Maybe there is a language barrier.
of cheese, champagne, and cocaine.
I just saw Lincoln and then I met his girlfriend and I shit
Got a dope waiting job and I'm making serious bank.
Whoa. How do you know so much about this?
But you will certainly be, the bell of the ball.
It's Gramercy Park douchebags.
I will be bringing that plus-one.
they're walking around with clits all over their shoes.
- That's a big... Clue. - It's just a smell.
It's a lot of pressure having this much money!