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Ay, mi amore, you deserve it.
Oh, hey.
What is, what is that?
At least do it in here.
we had our own thing going and...
- You too. - Yeah.
who's coming with a plus-one.
I know that face anywhere.
Whoa, that's heavy.
You know how I have a gorgeous, uncircumcised penis?
Okay.
Okay, well, I guess there's nothing more to say
it's me and not you.
- put on my penis cream. - Do you need any help?
You know, I wanted last night to be so perfect.
He has one now.
Well, look at that.
You owe me a doo favor, bitch!
WOMAN: I mean, we started going out in college.
No.
So how long have you two been together?
The problem is because of my particular pH balance,
- You mentioned it. - Oh, we know.
You are like, a Colombian drug lord.
(INHALES)
Well, thank you so much.
(PHONE BEEPS)
and even then, it wasn't good.
- I... Can't... - (MAN COUGHING)
Oh, that's great, okay.
Hi. (GIGGLES)
Gays are not interchangeable, Eliot.
Yeah. Uh...
I think it is time for me to lose my tip too.
(DISTANT MUSIC)