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It wasn't a poisoning. It was a payback.
I guess my pies are finally safe.
the dye used in maraschino cherries.
Oh, yeah. (clears throat) You know what?
-Hey! Slow down! -(gasping)
Ah, sure, I catch.
I'm talking actual cherries.
No johns in the basement, pal.
I'll mop twice. I always do.
I'm not the top of this sundae.
DENNIS: Look, uh,
And also clean my apartment?
Have you ever killed anybody?
about a guy named Vince?
(screams)
-Jesus Christ, Charlie! -(coughs)
But he won't stand for it.
-play patty-cake with my kidneys. -Goddamn it!
only your pants didn't make the trip.
-The universal poison antidote. -No, it's not.
ANNOUNCER: FXX presents...
(coughing): What-what is that?
but this mess is too big for your mop.
where hooch was badly wanted but not allowed.
Where is she?
But whose butt?
only spread around.
The two things cancel--
Maybe 'cause you got me all twisted.
Now dust, before I beat you like an old rug.
I didn't tell you because it's my cherry racket.