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♪ Instead of being all alone ♪
We're not smashing the window.
Yeah, she'd totally marry you if you did that.
Hello, Bob.
You're gonna lead us right to the testometer.
Where's Maya Angelou when you need him?
Everybody out from under there.
but it wasn't from our first Valentine's Day together.
What a moron!
We didn't lose him, we'll catch up.
We don't think what Mom wants.
Take this stupid thing back.
You two are now in pre-love.
Technically he's my fiancé.
Hey, do you have a coin-operated machine
Wait a second, you have no clue
Hmm, I could stand to wow her.
Uh, what other...
Too bad, Linda, you just
But let's get a hot chocolate
is one of these.
hearts, but your mom loves them.
Oh, wait. No, it's not.
Another thing about me, I'm hooked on pills.
Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
Yeppity-do, da-da-da. Sha-ba-da-ba-bum.
Cody's been having trouble using the bathroom and told me in front of the class I'm not going to school today
But the window's open a crack.
Everybody loves these tiny umbrellas.
Oh, you're a mailman.
I don't know which place has the testometer,
And she kissed me and
when you get back to the station.
to get out of school.
Please say you have it; I want to buy it from you.
I have a prison pen pal.
Hugo, I don't want it anymore.
We're just getting the clipboard.
Uh, Lin, I don't think you can take a police officer's gun.
Wouldn’t you like to know?
♪ I'd kill myself. ♪
I knew you were coming, thanks to
You want it or not, Bob?
...no one's gonna listen to you anymore, tough guy.
That's it. Buy Mom the love tester.