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Do it. Get that clipboard.
Look, he's turning.
Hold on, one minute.
Then why is everyone listening to me? They're not.
♪ We're on a love mission. ♪
Kank-kank!
Stop, Mort, keep that carpet on.
No, no, no, don't turn.
Aren't you gonna open it?
yes beryl rockeroostopgozjfndpeusjssmduette? what do you want? i want to do some xianganging in xi'an.
Oh, oh, oh! Don't say it.
isn't what Valentine's Day is about.
♪ Together forever ♪
And there was this old beat-up machine, like a love tester
The bad kind that make you feel good.
All right, I'll drop you off at school
Bring me a rock.
Well, keep looking!
I wouldn't mind having a friend like you.
We're losing him. Drive! It's safe! It's safe!
And... we lost him.
Uh... What, Miss ten-year yeast infection.
N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Good morning. Good morning, to you.
What are you gonna whistle under there?
Dad, do you remember where that bar is?
It's raining on and off.
I know where it is.
Lookie what I just boughtie.
Ow. Ow.
Dad, you need to wow her.
We... we went all over town trying to find this thing
- but we, uh, we had a great time. - Aw.
to hunt down some expensive thing you remembered
it's raining-- what a clusterjam.
So, uh... what,
You are the worst storyteller.
I just wanted to get control of speed dating.
I knew it. I knew it. Yeah, there you go.
It'll look like the rain did it.
Eh, what's going on in here? Speed dating.
I'll get this and then I'll bring you kids back to school.