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How can she make more money
She go shop. We no eat.
I sell cosmetics in my spare time.
I refuse. Of course. The brave captain last saw his ship sailing into the sunset. At the helm of the Rose, the ship's hold of the treasure, that terrible pirate Black Bow-tie, drove his crew harder and harder.
so how'd you get the money?
I'm in!
I would rather have a catheter the size of a garden hose...
[GROWLS]
Well, how would you like to make a fortune tonight, Steve?
Here's another commission check
Come on, you know, we've got, like,
It's not like I'm going to rub your nose in it.
Look. Look, just get back to work.
Look, Bundy,
Hmm, "sperm donors."
My brother snuck over to the table. He went over to the syrup and switched it with something else. And did you know what it was? Mustard. Eww!
Peg!
to a two-income family.
"Must have good personality."
Does Al have a protective cup?
so we like our Patty girls to wear our cosmetics.
[LAUGHS]
didn't bother you.
Did I? Did I? Huh? Huh?
Bam! You ran out of money.
Al, can I ask you something?
Bud, you don't date. How do you eat?
No I don’t. That’s the way I talk, okay?! I can’t stand your whining Peg! You’re always like, “Oh Aaaal.”
I'll sleep late every day, and I'll have fresh fish for dinner every night. Har. Har. Har har har har har! How come we're not moving? You alright down there?
And, after a few months of selling Patty products,
Where you going?
Now, I was busy over in my section with my friend, Scarecrow. And we were planting the baby potatoes my dad gave me. I said to Scarecrow... Scarecrow, watch this. I'm going to plant potatoes.
Honey, help me hide these before your father gets home.
Oh, come on.
and you have a Patty day too!
I would rather bob for apples in a sewer.
We need a more permanent solution
We love you, Mommy.
What's wrong with you getting a second job?
with Mom's name on it.
It's for Al.
You see, pookie,