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I couldn't help but notice your sign,
Man, you just got beat by an 8-year-old.
What do all those things have to do with Robert Kelly?
I don't see the need for you to go and insult a man
♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪
the architects of Western civilization,
Nothing.
Mm-hm. Yeah, sure.
A white woman!
Really?
The ancient Greeks,
We march up and down the street.
But they're our people,
for a couple of hundred years:
Hey, you with the Afro!
A white liberal woman!
we will prove that the victim was 14
that my client is a proud black man
You wanna help R. Kelly?
In the words of Sister Souljah,
It's pandemonium here at the R. Kelly trial.
but, oh, boy, he had another thing comin'.
You do what you can to help black folks,
But don't pretend like the man is a hero!
Lord, I just wish they would let me on that jury, boy.
for what it really is:
Well, that and pepper spray.
and we gotta love 'em regardless.
I'm telling you, Huey, it's an open-and-shut case.
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