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I'm trying to, but someone won't stop talking.
So I stopped the drugs
You're gonna be asleep,
I want it more than anything right now.
Okay.
You know what I want?
I didn't.
We'll put this play on ourselves.
Mistletoe.
and you'll have to live in a box.
Is everybody drinking enough?
Yeah, only ten years of therapy.
The guys says, barely above a whisper--
Former animal trainer from the movies,
But as God's reward
...a Doug fir, that's a classic.
Sometimes a man just needs a boat, Beth.
My kid, gone. My career, gone.
Come on, guys, hands.
And I'm there with his wife,
and their kids are crying,
Oh!
One, two, three!
- Maybe some wine will help that. - Probably.
- Hey, it's Santa! - No, baby, that's not Santa.
Hey, Randall, it's me.
on myself, on the weight, and on all of it.
My stomach hurts so bad Baby this
did William ever mention a Jessie?
with this look back at me like, "Mm-hmm. You know."
Just gotta take carea little business. See you then.
What are you doing out here, man?
on the edge of the Grand Canyon.
- Can we be excused? - After the reading.
Sure looks like Santa.
Well, now, I-I am on quite a bit of morphine here,
Mommy, my tummy hurts.
Hey, baby.
Hey, sweetheart.
have Christmas with his beautiful family,
and turned it into something resembling lemonade.
You just come for the food?
I was so broken, I would visit your crazy old neighbor
And that's a word we use around the holiday times: joy.
Honey, no offense, but you tell it like it's a hostage video.
Did I do this to you?
I am happy that you did.
- that you played the role before, right? - No. No. Yes.
And they went against the king
- Is this okay? - Yup. Yeah, yeah.