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And my mother...
Are you scared?
Thank you.
William!
so my expectations were mighty high.
Found William and opened the door to everybody's drama.
They pulled the plug.
So now, to get better,
- Oh. - We don't have an actress,
hell, I can see that in my Wednesday golf group.
Yeah.
- We went artificial this year, but... - Thank you.
Yeah, I forgot them.
A slow hemorrhage between the heart and a lung.
Which is insane, I know.
Why did you?
that they were serving on the plane.
Yeah, well, you know, I slept with you, too.
I don't know who that is.
Hey, Merry Christmas!
You slept with the Tony-nominated star of my play
You don't?
are gonna be the last things I ever hear,
From the looks of things, I was right.
- And Sloane is? - Jewish.
It's been a big night.
for both of us.
but now I had to open myself to the pain of it,
just 'cause he doesn't have any family.
to a teammate.
or I wasn't bringing it up enough.
There's Dasher,
Well, I'm sure they'll try,
she took care of me...
Do you remember when you got your appendix out?
Just taking a break, man, smoking.
You have no idea.
Randall!
Thank you, Randall.
I believe in us. Do you?
I don't know if it was from God or what.
Would you?
And that's our cue to leave.
I had a grip on my various habits.
What's... happening? What's all this about?
And she will forgive you, Andy.
Well, Andy Fannin was selling his.
Are you, are you really here?
that's all I want this year.
- Why are we not doing that? - What?
Hey, Randall, you ready?
- You're so pretty. - Thank you, baby.
at a time in my life when I thought that bit
- Who doesn't believe that? - You, Ma.
Well, I'll be darned.
See you then.
It's fine.
he was fine.
That seems weird.
Oh, Melvin, get the tape.
In my row on the plane, I was the little guy.
Is that the one with the awful mother?
Hey. We have two little girls at my sister's house, you know.
Can't they operate?
nights that lasted for days at a time.
If the great beyond is no more impressive
in a pool of light under a lamppost.
I already texted him. I don't feel like going.
I take it you're Randall.
and she says, "Yes, go, my love.
And money. I had a vendor try to get me to invest in a show--
Let me take these from you.