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This isn't the way to the park.
That's why they gave you the apartment?
There's no way I can handle eight in addition to my usual load of one.
It's in my book, "Astonishing Tales of the Air"
I love shrimp. I'm a shrimp eater.
The Stockholm may not have sunk you, but I will.
Edmund Fitzgerald.
...for hoarding Victoria's Secret catalogs.
I’m still collecting checks I’m just not doing any actual work
Where is this guy? I hate this.
Good boy. Good boy. Lead the way. Come on.
-Jerry-- -I'll be with you in a moment.
Hey.
-I tried my best. -Exactly.
-Sit down. Lean your head back. -Hey!
The dream is dead.
They're making their decision today.
I'll take a vet over an MD any day. They gotta cure a lizard, a chicken, a pig, a frog, all on the same day.
Yes, it was a terrifying ordeal.
Trouble at the Old Mill? Oh, my God.
Too many people got their mail.
-You find out who stabbed him? -Yeah.
Hello, Newman.
I'll never get to Hawaii.
You're playing right into his hands.
Oh, this is really annoying.
...as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man.
...how you say things you don't mean?
-You can't deliver mail. -Why not?
-So you have a big head. -So what?