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...you're gonna take dog medicine?
Frank, I'm cold.
Well, the law's the law.
Bunch of lackeys and yes men all toeing the company line.
-That mail, where is it? -What's the difference?
I didn't take the subway to New York to sit at a table like that!
What are the symptoms? ماهي الأعراض؟
Hawaii? That's why you're helping Newman with the mail?
...my fiancé died from licking toxic envelopes that I picked out.
He said he's sorry, but he won't be able to make it tonight.
Where I sleep, where I come to play with my toys.
So if I may jump ahead.... you’re gonna take dog medicine?
I don't think I like you.
You put shrimp in front of me, and I'll eat it till my stomach pops.
You know, Kramer, I rented out half of my space to you.
There's no contest. The guy had nothing.
The one that sits atop my disproportionately puny body.
You moving away is my dream too.
-ls it better than mine? -Oh, yeah.
If this board is impressed with suffering...
-...but he means them. -I follow.
No, it's okay. I'm still just a little bit jumpy.
-Where is your key? -Yeah, well, Newman-- He's got it.
I wanna go in.
There must be something exciting about this guy...
I need some more stuff to fill that extra bedroom with a walk-in closet.
Well, all vacations have to end eventually.
-Yeah, listen, I can't make it later. -You can't make it?
I've been suffering for the past 30 years up to and including yesterday.
...abandoning this apartment and letting me shove off in it?
Never seen that before.. Weiner eating a weiner
...my fiancÈe died from licking toxic envelopes that I picked out.
It was--
What giant freak head?