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I just want to be his friend, just like I want to be all of their friends.
We've been hooking up for a few weeks, and I'm into it.
He should have been kissing you on your mouth.
- Several times. - Yeah.
You sure you're okay?
(Door opens)
Ma'am? Ma'am? Sophistic8ted, I think not.
Free man. No one tying me down.
(Laughing): Paula, I'm not...
We would love for you to get involved.
but then I didn't do that, either.
Man: Ugh, that was worth at least three almonds.
♪ ♪
My charm and my wit?
Are you kidding? Right?!
Uh, it wasn't real coffee.
I know, right?
♪ they'll be like... Damn, you're hot ♪
Selfie there.
And what a heavy burden we bear
- You mind if I take some with me? - Absolutely.
What?
Oh, no, I can't rest. I came here for one thing.
that if you love somebody, she'll leave you.
Uh...
about being in 'Nam... It-it's quite confusing.
I commit to this movie.
(Cackling)
♪ you make a difference in the world ♪
♪ it's a wormhole ♪
And he tagged me in the picture.
♪ and your skin glistened in the sunlight ♪
I was thinking the same thing, like, ugh, you're so gross,
- No, she's coming. - (Mumbling)
(Camera clicks)
I'm not a... ma'am. Now's not the time.
Um... it kind of looks like
You know, it's literally intended to be repellent.
- Ooh! - (Laughter)
You're the only one who gets me.
You called me. You said, "I will work for super cheap.
- Amen. - She has been.
(Laughter continues)
right here.
I'll see you up there, Chan.
What? Of course I do. I believe that
There's still three more undercard fights.
You are the new director of female empowerment.
So, uh, bye.
♪ you're my hero, I believe in you ♪
The classic game of tag with a twist.
(Squeaks)
Nope. Nothing.
and could do a lot for all those
(Bell dings)
I think in the, uh, uh,
(Snickering)
one day you will focus
(Indistinct chatter)
Oh, she doesn't come.
Why else would she move here?
You look like a cabbage patch kid.
Hey. Working on the perfect...
♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪
passing up all those extra hours at work
- ♪ she's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ - What? No, I'm not.
- It's better this way. - We have too many differences.