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She would slip it on, and I would go in and out
It's just-- There's no way, you know what I mean?
-Both signs say "toilet." -Yeah...
You should be cleaning both bathrooms regardless.
but it's sung by a man named Rupert Holmes.
Room number one for when you got to empty your balls,
to reflect that it's not a boys' room
I agree. I'm with you.
that you're never gonna be able to please everybody.
Please don't, Charlie. It's too-- it-it--
but I don't like getting caught in the rain.
-Yeah, let's go to Buffett! -All right, we're gonna--
You wish you were a Twink!
Those are the pink heels I was talking about.
-No, no, no, no, Frank, come on, don't say "he-she." -What?
…really?
I don't know why. It might be the shirt.
-What's another Buffett song? -♪ Aruba, Jamaica...♪
and "B," we both find women's bodies disgusting,
I feel like it was my idea, but, yeah.
♪ If you like making love at midnight♪
-It's wild. Yeah. -Really? It says that in there?
Like a bunch of filthy animals dumping in a shithouse.
Mm-hmm. Okay, all good points, you know, strongly made.
to pick whichever bathroom they want.
Oh! I hope he plays that one.
What about that bullshit about making love until midnight?
I beg you to stop using the constitution in the way that you’re using it.
Before you vote, uh, Charlie, uh, you know,
Look, minorities have been treated
-My turn, right? -Oh, do you have to...?
-You wish you were a bear! -DENNIS: Take it easy! Hey!
with a solution for our bathroom problem.
See, we have to give voices to those who have no voice.
W-Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second there.
Yeah, all right. Well, now you're just, like,
I hate when you're on my side
I mean, who here would use the piss room to shit?
-Anybody want cheeseburgers? -All right.
Oh, boy. Yeah, okay, so yes.
-FRANK: Yeah. -DENNIS: Yeah. They're ashamed.
-Mm. -But that's just me, you know?
Yeah. Exactly, okay? And, uh, we just
I mean, that is what a democracy is, right?
but he identifies as a woman when he poops.
And I honestly, I feel like I'm not even in a bathroom
You know, so it's clear that any gender can use any bathroom.