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You're having people over tonight?
-Mm. -Sorry you weren't there to see it.
You know, when parents have their annual PRIDE meeting
We can celebrate our self-worth while taking down the man!
I was thinking that maybe you might want
Bomb shelter?
-To PRIDE. -To PRIDE.
to describe whatever the hell this is.
I don't know, and I don't care.
What? No, come on. Nobody's thinking that.
-Mom's cooking. -Don't sound so surprised.
to notice that your bangs have grown out.
Wait, why am I even talking to you?
Just giving my testimonial.
Bourbon on the rocks, shaken, not stirred.
[Tina] Alex? Alex?
What I believe in is positive and life-affirming,
[groans]
Can't believe you were ever friends with her.
[line ringing]
We used to do it all the time with the kids in the house.
And if it's not for you, you can totally leave.
not that you would even notice.
Let me just download...
as if women aren't already powerful,
I just wanted to tell Ms. Dean how grateful I am
The kids that know you when you're young...
You have until the bell for first period.
Let me re-take the midterm, do a project for extra credit--
And she needs a lime.
and she will sign you up.
Dad says there's no reason to be in here when he's not.
Better than the insufferable social justice warrior.
You're really lucky to have your mom.
[groans]
You done good from the 'hood, my brother!
[electronic music playing]
Hope you have a beautiful day.
♪ A long life for you and me ♪
It's just that you know that you don't need all that, Nico.
Yeah, but can't I do it another time?
-Is that cool? -Tonight?
[Molly] I'm cold.
[respirator hissing]
But you do realize that no institution
I don't care, just not here!