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Um, next we have Molly Hernandez.
Oh, no, not about my mom. Rebelling.
At first we gave you space.
-Get off me! -[speaks Spanish]
♪ Oh, man, oh man
Oh, are you a little bit backed-up, Gert? I have some bran bars.
that it's a volunteer charity organization, right, not the mob?
[ringing]
Handblasters? No, these would be bionic prosthetics
A hot meal, a shower, a good night's sleep.
Before we begin, a toast
♪ I just wanna dance
[boy] Check out the freak show!
I'm proud to announce we've surpassed
Okay, because having shiny hair
[doctor] Everything okay in there?
Yo, Chase. Let's roll.
Well, maybe I could step in.
I've got nothing against you. You're really nice.
Don't give up on that.
[Alex] Yeah, if you guys don't like veggie,
-[girl] There she is! -[cell phone buzzes]
You call yourself a feminist, Gert,
-This is for tonight? -Yeah.
How long is a moment?
-Or a dumb jock. -Yeah, or Molly.
The real, real truth?
Okay, how about suggestions,
My life was one big rebellion.
What, to pay for my tutor?
why you didn't come to the funeral.
Well, I have a lot of things I need to do today,
go to the bathroom and give yourself an orgasm.
has been as oppressive to women as organized religion.
something different with your hair?
That is probably not something I'm allowed to say.
[sobbing]
I don't grade with my heart. I use my head and a red pen.
-Hey. -Hi--
This is some Narnia shit.
♪ I'm lost ♪
I kind of feel like I was born with mine.
Mm-hmm.
I can't ask him to pay for a tutor.
and as you can see, it went really well,
Actually, they're doing just fine.
[both speaking Spanish]