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Stop, you're embarrassing me.
Is this another part of your colorful genius persona?
His intense infatuation for me, his mechanical abilities...
Good. Hey, we've had a long day.
It's just the most romantic thing.
Is that you? Lois?
Because I'm... I'm just not a very nice person, see?
I couldn't figure out how the Prankster knew you'd be at the plant.
See, the weapon fires this gas plasma beam that vaporizes whatever it hits.
Diane, what do yellow roses mean?
...and he said he had some information about who this wack-a-doo is.
But why steal a diamond and a computer chip?
...how much this project means to me.
How can you rig up something to electrocute a person over the telephone?
- Yes? - This is for you.
What'd you open the door for?
In about 15 minutes, she's gonna walk right into your arms.
And I'm not gonna let everything be ruined...
If you don't mind my saying so, I think you have great legs.
Okay, the workers are out. Let's go.
I'm sorry, but I had this sudden urge for pizza and a Mel Gibson movie.
Too bad there's not a button to push to find out what he was gonna say.
Good. Now...
And after your reputation's ruined and your life is sufficiently miserable...
Yeah. I knew that.
Now, do you wanna know this guy's name or not?
What, I'm a little edgy. I'm sorry, Clark.
Oh, tell her that I appreciate it, that's not...
It's hard to come by in these parts.
I don't think she believes you, Victor. But maybe...
Clark!
This wouldn't be change, Clark. This would be morphing.
"Lois Lane, let me be your designated hitter.
If I were to tell you that I had...
I know you "senior journalists" have an image to uphold.
They wear those so the traces of plutonium don't stick to their shoes and get outside.
- Lois, it's after 11. - I know. I know it's late.
Come on!
... all I can say is I'm an incurable romantic, and I just want to show the world...
I'm gonna even let you call the police. Come on.
- It's too tight. - Let me help.