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Anyway, I think you have very shapely legs.
All we can do is leave his parole officer a message.
Apparently, he retired, and he's gone into the toy business.
Hey, Juliet.
Lois Lane?
They want a demonstration before they'll advance us any money.
It turns out two computer chips were stolen and replaced with altered chips.
Oh, you dropped the chip.
Well, I think we've finally found the absolute bottom of Metropolis.
Hey, guys! Listen to this.
Look out!
Lois, these just came for you.
I am itching to be yours. Your secret admirer."
...Loomis has finally decided to act on his sick little fantasies.
Well, that's just fine.
Come on!
I can get the information you want.
...a hideous piece of jewelry just like this.
Me, I suggested a different name.
No. I'll do it.
...Randall Loomis.
Are you okay?
Ring a bell?
That shit was funny Too damn funny
Promise me someday you'll tell me how you do that.
I'm sorry. But you should've seen your face...
The usual. You know, he said, "Lois, hi. How are you?
No!
So how does it feel to see your name in lights?
Yeah. Yeah, 4 pounds of titanium alloy...
...when Randall said he was selling his company and moving to Paris.
Right. Yeah.
Jimmy even suggested that I wear an earring, but that's not really me, I...
Hang in there, kid.
- Too bad your paper won't publish it. - What's the Planet got to do with this?
Got out of prison a month ago after serving 18 years.
Would you tell lover boy to send a candygram next time?
...in our place in Paris.
One would be great.
- What's the connection? - Lois, Clark.
Those roses cost me 50 bucks.
Hello?
I'm sorry to interrupt your little news bulletin there...