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the men's room at the radio station just last week.
I'll hold the door open for you so you can carry it back to the car.
Get the fuck outta here! Poured water... Why the hell would you pour water down it?!
It's always some goddamn salesman, and I'm not answering it.
Did I tell you how the Army didn't take me
This is the Sonabishi Color Plex right here.
Ah, shit.
You don't know a goddamn thing about me.
I Want To Get Promoted Your Sister
Would that kill ya?
Ed calls a mandatory meeting, we go to the break
and you, sir, were still in your dad's balls!
Some party.
Murphy residence.
Frank?
You know, that German guy in that there house.
marrying my daughter or anything.
the funniest thing happened at work today.
The Sonabishi is good, but we must've got a bad bunch from overseas.
No, Your Honor, the defense does not rest.
You see? You see? What did I say?
- Did you break my TV? - No.
once you see that shit, it'll fuck you up for life! good luck. have fun!
I almost bled out in Korea, all right?! I have met God!
Those are tough to get off at this altitude.
- Can you give me a quarter for ice cream? - I don't have one.
Sweet Jesus.
We will sit here all day
Ew...
Your father already had his dinner ruined, don't you
Feminist Focus, with your host, Jim Jeffords.
Oh, my God, big kids! Run!
You don't know a goddamn thing about me.
Dad, do you know anything about magnets?
Where The Magic Begins
Irish Mickey Ireland, out to avenge his heartbreaking loss,
All I'm saying is you don't get to make big financial decisions
Oh, is that so, Escobar?
We don't hold out many hopes for the challenger tonight,
Jesus Christ. I'm not answering that.