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He cheated on my mom. I had a sister I've never known.
my mom throwing vases at my grandfather's head kind of trumps it,
- Thank you for doing this. - Oh, thanks for coming forward.
- You do know this is my family, too. - Right. Sorry. I forget sometimes.
Moses and Jesus... Yeah! They both have beards...
I guess. it's eight days of gifts, followed by one day of many, many gifts.
Thanks.
where your mother and I face going to prison, well, there really is no choice.
At least until we make it through these holidays.
I mean, you're already gonna have your speech down, anyway.
Spare me.
- No. No, we're not. - Yeah. Yeah, we are.
Kirsten's locked herself in her closet.
The shammes is looking a little bit waxy.
16 years is an awfully long time to be paying someone palimony,
Mmm. Julie, sorry. I couldn't resist.
I'm going to go try and find Marissa.
Um... come over.
You can bet she will make this about her
Well, no, it's not that. You know we have a pretty liberal open-door policy.
How'd it go with Summer? How did it go with Lindsay?
I'm just saying we've been here for hours.
laugh through our tears, make jokes
We can go see a movie, double feature.
A Chrismukkah miracle hangs in the balance.
Uh, I'm supervising, smart ass.
Oh, got it.
Yeah. About that, um...
I had my mom draw up a seating chart, and she said she's gonna be with her dad.
Neither is Lindsay.
Mom, what are you doing here?
Oh, slow down. I'm sorry.
Wait a second, guys. Summer, Marissa,
To get through this holiday season, you must set a pace.