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I'm penning a Chrismukkah hymn set to Death Cab's "A Lack of Color. "
You're kidding me.
I feel like I'm in an Oliver Stone movie.
- Does that mean you forgive me? - I don't know.
He left early for Christmas in Cabo with his fam.
We're just kind of in a rush, and we were wondering:
- Why? What's going on? - That's what I'd like to know.
You know, flying beneath the cultural radar, and then all of a sudden it crosses over,
- Yeah. It was memorable, though. - I guess it was.
- Ki-kick him. Kick. - Yeah.
- It's gonna be cochise. - What's cochise?
and you got caught shoplifting.
What's going on?
- I brought fruitcake. - You shouldn't have.
But on the plus side, there's plenty of mu shu available.
How'd everything go with your mom?
unless you tell the truth.
Hey. Hi.
- Be careful. - ... and I do believe it is...
- Sure, why not? - Okay, I'm in. Whatever.
Is there something in the water?
- Maybe it's time to get over that... get over Dad.
You want a ride home, man?
I married you because I loved you
But then I start thinking about Christmukkah,
And other than requesting a PowerBar be slid under the door,
Lindsay, wait.
Fair point, my Aryan friend.
- Who is? - Uh, well, Seth, actually.
I think especially now that Marissa and Summer are coming...
I would like to cordially invite you both and your dad, Marissa
- Mm. Well, a classic, any time of year. - That's what I'm saying.
Still chewing. I know. I feel the same way.
You gonna invite her?
And maybe someday Lindsay will forgive me.
and then there's too much pressure. I mean, truthfully,
Kirsten, please, listen...
Kirsten, maybe.
- Love you, Dad. - Thanks, Mr. Coop.
Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self doubt.
Ooh, around we go on the wheel, and...